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[Santa Claus]
Sweet robes, Obi Wan-too-many days in the sun
Stop preaching homie, teach your flock to covet some fun!
I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer
You represent sandals and a scraggly beard
I'm from the North Pole
That's why my rhymes are so cold!
I spit diamonds but I'm serving up some fresh coal
You've been a naughty boy
You brought a plague of frogs
You'd best arrest yourself
You broke your own law
Or was there something in Rule Six I didn't understand?
My list says kill the Egyptian Jew
Buried him in sand
I've read your book, you got a strict religion
No bacon?
But mandatory circumcision?
I'm a jolly bowl of jelly, giving holiday presents
But all the chosen people ever get for Christmas is jealous!

[Moses]
When I was high up on the mountain God revealed the truths of the Earth
But he never mentioned a fat-ass Papa Smurf
It takes 9 reindeers to haul your fat ass
You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass
You nee

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